Thursday, April 29, 2004

Current events of interest to me

LA tops the list for most smog and particle pollution in the country. Don’t see this as a negative thing fellow Los Angelinos… as least we’re number 1, right? But what the heck is Knoxville, TN doing on there? Matthew, explain!

In more LA-is-awesome news, we’ve got a terror alert in our Westside malls. (Blueprint wrote about this first). If smog doesn’t stop us, neither will bomb threats. We may seem soft on the west coast, but I assure you, it’s not all palm trees and sunshine. Oh wait, it is. Suckers.

Ex-nurse pleads guilty to killing patients. What’s even more disturbing is that it happened near where I grew up.

Journalists send drugs to politicians. They say there doing in protest of Bulgaria’s laws that state possession of a single dose of any drug to be a crime punishable with 3 to 15 years in prison. I think they were stoned and thought it would be funny.