Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Since it’s almost been a week since I’ve mentioned zombies

Rupert Murdoch says that not only isn't he interested in trying to match Sony's reported $5-billion offer for MGM, but he can't understand why anyone else would, either.  Um, haven’t you heard of a little film called Bubba Ho-tep?  That’s worth 1 billion, easy.  Its tagline is “The King of Rock vs. The King of the Dead,” which basically says it all.  Zombies and Elvis?  It doesn’t get any better than that.
That said, here are the Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack, which can be found in the Zombie Survival Guide (a must have).

1. Organize before they rise.
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don’t need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.